Saturday, October 15, 2016

Chapter Fourteen

Harold had just finished dressing and trying to brush his hair again when Josephine knocked on the door.  He had found that if his hair and beard were still wet, it was easier to pull the brush through.  Using the blow dryer he’d been able to get his thick red hair mostly dry.   
“You brushed your hair?  For me?” Josephine looked flattered but her tone was teasing.   
“Yes.  You seem to think I look like a barbarian.  Many of my kinfolk and friends are very refined and fashionable and I’d didn’t want you to think all ulfhednar were slovenly.”  He wondered if draugar could smell pheromones as well as ulfhednar. He was a little embarrassed and if Josephine realized that she’d probably tease him about that too.   
“Well, you need to use some conditioner after you shampoo.  It’ll get the tangles out.  And if you don’t want me to think ulfhednar are slovenly, why are you dressed like that?”  She asked pointing up down his clothes with her hand.  “It wouldn’t hurt to have some clothes that don’t look like you either slept in them or pulled them out of your dirty clothes hamper.”  
“And I should dress like a draugar?  The latest fashions, bespoken clothes, looking like I just stepped off the cover of some poncy men’s fashion magazine?”    
Josephine laughed out loud, “Now that’s a mental image!  Ha!  No, that would be too much for you.  No, you just carry on with your overly relaxed and casual style.  Besides, you’re just going to stuff all those clothes in a bag and leave them in the forest most of the night.  It would be a shame to do that to a Gucci suit.”  Harold nodded his head in agreement.
“Come on.” Harold walked out the door of the room and Josephine followed, still smiling to herself.
When they got in the car Harold decided to take advantage of Josephine’s jovial mood.  Perhaps she’d be more forthcoming with information.   
“You ate last night, or drank,” Harold wasn’t sure what to call it, “so you’re good for three days or so.  If we spend the entire evening exploring the forests in the reservation, will that cause you to need to hunt again?  We can hunt tonight if that’s the case.”  
“No, I’ll be fine for three or four days.  Although if we come across something I might like to try it.  Elk perhaps. Or those mountain goats I read about.  I bet they’re a challenge.”  
Harold smiled at her, “I’m quite keen to give those a go as well.”  Another interesting tidbit to put in his report.  The responses to his nightly reports had gone from a ‘what in Niflheim do you think you’re doing!’ to a ‘this is brilliant, keep in coming!’.  He was learning much about draugar that had only been suspected before and a couple of things that hadn’t been known.  Harold felt a little dishonourable using Josephine to find out information that would eventually be used to kill more of her kind.  But only a little.  The saving of earðkinar life was his duty, court martialed or not.  
Turning off Highway 101 onto a dirt road that led into the Quinault Indian Reservation, Harold told Josephine to look for a suitable place to hide the SUV.  They drove for a few miles until Josephine said, “There, on the right. A road or close enough to a road.” Harold grunted his acknowledgement and pulled into it.  The road dead ended after a few hundred yards and he stopped the car.   
“Camouflage the car again or are we far enough off the road?”  Josephine asked as she got out and walked around to the back of the SUV.   
“Camouflage.  Always camouflage.” Harold answered.  
When they’d finished with the car Harold started taking his clothes off and Josephine turned her back to him.   
“So, this road just dead ends.  That’s a little odd isn’t it?” Harold realized she was a little uncomfortable and trying to make conversation to ease it.  He grinned.
Putting his pack on top of the car he answered with a question, “What do you smell?”  
“Oh, let’s see…” she paused as she heard Harold yelp and whine as he changed, “the trees, the car, you, animals, water.”  Josephine breathed in deep through her nose, “A lot of water. Is it a river we’re near?” Harold had stopped making noises and she turned around.  “All furry and ready?”
Harold’s teeth shone white in the dim light, “Yes, and yes.  There’s a trail to the left of the car.  I’m guessing it leads to the Quinault River.  We’ll follow it down one bank to the sea and then back up the other.  Ready?”   
“Just a minute.”  Josephine took off her shoes and socks.  Harold cocked his head to one side and looked for all the world like a dog trying to figure out what a human was trying to do.  Josephine looked up at him after she removed her socks and laughed.  Harold quickly straightened up and his brow furrowed.   
“When we were hunting last night I found my shoes would slip on things.  I think I’ll do better with bare feet.”  With that she tossed her shoes and socks on top of the SUV with Harold’s pack.  
Harold nodded, “You might at that.  Do your best to keep up. If you fall behind give a shout.”  With that Harold bounded into the forest.   
They reached the river and turned west to follow its winding path to the sea.  Harold enjoyed himself immensely.  Sometimes running through the woods, sometimes climbing trees and leaping from tree to tree, even swinging from some of the sturdier branches.  There were many advantages to being part wolf and part brachiating primate.  He glanced over his shoulder from time to time to check on Josephine.  She fell behind a little when he suddenly changed direction or climbed a tree, but managed to catch up each time.  Harold wasn’t thinking of what he was doing, it was all instinct to move through the forest.  Instead he was focused on the existence of the forest itself.  The smells of the different animals, trees, bushes, mosses and their lives. The sounds of the branches, breeze, river and animals.  He felt tireless, powerful and loved by the forest and the gods.  
“Harold!!”  Josephine’s sudden shout brought him to a crouching stop ready for some threat.  She sounded scared.
“A wolf!  I smell a wolf!” She shouted.  Josephine looked more excited than scared now.  Harold relaxed and walked back to where Josephine was pacing around sniffing the air.   
“Not bad.  It’s a day old, there were four of them, three females, a young male, the child of one of the females.  The male peed on the tree over there.” He said pointing to a cedar.  
“It smells like you.  Or at least very much like you. I thought I’d found one of your people.  Sorry.” Josephine looked embarrassed.
“No need to apologize.  I would hazard a guess you’ve never smelled a real wolf before.”  Harold walked over to the tree the male wolf had peed on and smelled it a little more.  Yes, a two year old.
“I have, just in a zoo and it wasn’t the same.  It was mixed with all the other animals and people smells. Not like this, here.” Josephine looked up to the trees and breathed in deeply.   She was motionless but for her breathing.  Harold relaxed and crouched down to wait for her to return to the here and now.  After a few minutes she turned and looked at Harold.  Her face was a melancholy beauty artists had been trying to capture for centuries.  Harold wanted to say something but couldn’t think what.   
“You look like you belong here.  I wish I did.”  Josephine’s voice was wistful and a hint of a smile flitted across her lips.  Before Harold could say something Josephine leapt to a tree and then to another.  Harold followed.   
She had travelled for about a mile and suddenly stopped again, “A cat, sort of.  A lynx?” She looked at Harold with a furrowed brow.   
“Bobcat.  Male.  About four years old. It had a fresh kill in its mouth.  Smell the blood that dripped on the mother tree there?” Harold pointed to the mother tree behind her.  Josephine turned and smelled the tree.  “Why do you call it a mother tree?” she asked as she ran her fingers over the moss covering it.  
“You see all those saplings growing from it?  The moss, the ferns.  This tree is the mother to all those new trees which will grow in it and all the other plants and animals that make her their home. She fell, but the wight who lives with her didn’t leave and works to continue her wyrd.”
Josephine seemed to break out of her almost reverent mood and cocked one eyebrow at Harold. “Wight, wyrd?  More of your heathen gods?”
Harold laughed and jumped onto the mother tree.  He patted the moss next to him and Josephine jumped up to sit next to him. “A wight is the spirit that lives in an object of nature.  Trees, bushes, ferns, boulders, streams, all have a wight that dwells in or around them.  Some have more than one.  Each thing has a wyrd, from the smallest grain of dirt, to this moss we sit on, to this mother tree, the animals that live within it, the deer, the mountains, you, me, earðkinar.  The wyrd is the thread of our lives first spun by the Norns when we are born or created.  It’s made of all the things our ancestors were, did and said.  It sets us on the path of our lives.”  
Josephine interrupted, “Our fate.” She seemed disappointed.
“Nothing that fatalistic. There are three sisters, Urð ‘What Once Was’, Verðandi, ‘What Is Coming into Being’ and Skuld, ‘What Should Be’.  These are the Norns, they record all that was before, what is happening and tally up what should be because of what was and what is becoming.  Another way to understand Skuld is that she is the debt or profit of what we had to start with and what we have done with it.  Verðandi or the gods sometimes step in and set things up so we choose a certain path.”  Harold thought back to the four dirty diapers at the airport and smiled.  “Sometimes in odd ways.”  
“Your gods don’t know the span of your life?  What you will do? Are they so limited?” Josephine seemed surprised by Harold’s explanation.  Before Harold could answer she added, “Our God is supposed to be the ultimate entity.  Greater than time, space, everything.  All that has been and will be is already known to him.  We are supposed to work with his plan and reap the rewards of that.  If we defy him we are to be punished with true death and eternity in Hell being tortured by demons.”   
Harold nodded his head, “Yes, an omnipotent deity is an excellent justification for all manner of things.” He stood up, “Come.  We’ve yet to reach the sea and the night is wearing on.”  With that he bounded off along the length of the mother tree.  
After running a few hundred yards he glanced back to check on Josephine but didn’t see her.  He noticed her smell was above and to his right.  Cocking his head slightly he saw her lithe figure leaping from tree to tree.  He grinned and made a deep huffing sound.  Speeding up he decided to see how fast she could move.  He’d seen her running in Coventry, but moving in a city wasn’t the same as moving in a forest.  
Hitting his maximum speed on the forest floor for almost a minute, Harold suddenly heard, “Harold, slow down! Harold!” He came to a stop on top of some moss covered boulders and waited for her.  He was panting hard and felt wonderful.  Catching up after a few seconds Harold saw that Josephine wasn’t winded.  Not having to breathe had its advantages.  
“Were you trying to leave me behind!?” she demanded.   
“No, I just wanted to see how fast you could go.  When did you have to leave the trees and start running on the ground?”  Harold rolled on to his back and scratched himself on the boulder.  
“Just after you sped up.  What are you doing?”  
“Scratching my back.  It feels good.  Don’t you get an itch or a muscle that needs to be rubbed or scratched?”  He rolled back over and crouched looking at her.
“No.  I never feel itchy, sore, tired, nothing like that.  I almost wish I did just so I could appreciate its absence.”  The idea seemed to amuse her and she leapt up to the boulder and crouched next to Harold.  “How far to the sea?  I can’t smell it.”
“Only a few miles.  Give a shout when you can.  The town of Taholah is there.  It’s the headquarters for the Quinault tribe.  It’s a small town so we can probably reconnoiter the whole place in an hour or so.” Harold breathed deeply through his nose.  There was something different about Josephine’s smell.  He inhaled again.  Josephine looked at him, “What is it.  You smell something good?”  She seemed eager.  
“No.  Just getting a good whiff of the forest.” Standing up he said, “Remember, shout when you first smell the sea.” Leaping from the boulder he set a steady pace he knew Josephine could match.  
They had only gone a little way before Josephine joyously shouted.  “The sea, I can smell it!”  She caught up to Harold, “The river flowing into the sea, humans, cars, dogs, the forest, the animals.  There’s so much to smell.  I can’t make sense of it all.”  Harold was fascinated by her ability to maintain a running pace and yet talk normally.  She was only breathing to push air past her larynx.  He was breathing hard and had to slow down.   
“It takes practice and focus.  You may not be as good as I, but it gets easier to sort out the individual scents with time and experience.”  They could see the town now and he came to stop and climbed a tree on the edge of the forest.  Josephine followed him to the highest branch that could hold their weight.  
Harold looked over the town and used the time to catch his breath.  He could see only one car moving through town.   
“Here’s the plan.  You’ll walk around town, staying in the shadows.  I’ll be on the roof tops out of sight.  If you find an ulfhedinn or vampire scent, whistle.  If I do, I’ll bark.”  Harold start to climb down the tree when Josephine said, “You’ll do what?  Bark?  Like a dog?  Really? Can’t you whistle?” Here tone was almost belittling.  
“The sound of a barking dog is a normal sound.  Besides, I can’t whistle in this form.” He started down the tree again feeling a little miffed with Josephine.   
“Sorry.  I didn’t mean for that to sound insulting.”  She sounded sincere.  
“Apology accepted.  Let start at the south end and work north to the river.”  Harold ran silently to the first house and leapt to the roof landing on the peak.  He stopped and smelled the air and got into a position to leap to the next one.  His movements were slow, almost gentle so as to make no noise that could be heard in the house.  Keeping his body low and in the shadows of the chimneys and other roof tops, someone on the street would have to know what to look for to have seen him.  He caught a glimpse of Josephine from time to time as he worked across the town.  She was doing a good job of staying out of sight.  Harold took his time going from houses to buildings and back.  At each building he sniffed at the vents, but all he found were earðkin smells.   
As he had estimated, it took a little over an hour to check each building.  Josephine had made it to the last house before Harold and was walking down the spit that projected into the mouth of the river.  Her short hair was blowing with the wind as she walked along a sea bleached log.  Harold crouched down in the shadow of an ocean beaten tree stump and watched her walk.  Josephine stopped and faced the ocean.  Gracefully raising her arms and face, she closed her eyes.  Harold could see her chest slowly rise and fall as she breathed in the ocean air.  Harold titled his head to one side.  Her pose was the same his people used to pray to the Ǣsir and Vanir.  She held the pose for a while then lowered her arms and looked to the house she had last checked then around the beach.  Harold realized she was looking for him.   
“Here.” He spoke softly but knew she’d still hear him.   
She turned her eyes to his location and Harold stood up.  The wind from the ocean was strong and steady making it difficult for him to detect an earðkin if there was one nearby.  He crouched back down.   
“It’s a little risky for me here.”   
Josephine looked around.   
“It’s late.  I see no one.” She replied.
Harold looked around too.  There was no one to be seen, but he still felt exposed.  “Let’s move across the river mouth to the other bank.” Josephine nodded and with a running start leapt over the river mouth to the north side of the river.  Harold did the same and landed next to her.   He walked to a load of bleached logs and with a single jump landed on the highest one.  He crouched down and looked at Josephine.  She leapt up and landed by his side standing.   
“Smell anything interesting in town?” He asked as if asking a co-worker how their weekend was.   
“No.  You?”  Harold shook his head.  They stared out to sea.  Harold wanted to just enjoy the smells and sounds of the beach.  He glanced at Josephine.  She was frozen but for her slow breathing through her nose.  He realized she didn’t want to leave just yet either.   They sat like that for almost an hour before Harold finally roused himself and stood up.   
“We need to head back.”  Without waiting for her to reply he ran up the beach to the low cliff face and leapt to the edge and then over it to the forest beyond.  He could hear her following behind.  The journey along the north side of the river was uneventful.  Harold made note of some of the animals they could hunt on subsequent nights, but didn’t point them out to Josephine.  He’d ask her about them as they drove back to the lodge to see what she had noticed.  
Dawn was only an hour away by the time they reached the car.  Harold grabbed his night pack and took the keys to the car from it and tossed them to Josephine.  She waited in the car as he changed form and put his clothes back on.  She came back out to help him put the camouflage away and then said, “I’ll drive.”
Harold looked at her and shrugged.  He was feeling a little tired anyway.  Driving back Harold noticed Josephine stuck to the speed limit precisely, even the recommended speed around curves.  He wanted to ask why she was such a cautious driver, but considered that might be a long conversation.  Instead he asked about the animals she had caught scent of on the way back.  
“The forest was full of animals.  There was one smell I caught a few times. It was like a deer, but different.  What was it?”  
“Elk.  We crossed paths of a group of males, and two groups of females.  Those are good eating.  Very tasty.”  Harold smiled in the darkness at the thought.   
Josephine smiled too, “Tomorrow night, we need to hunt elk.” She said it as an imperative.  
“Fine with me.”
They didn’t talk anymore until they arrived at the lodge.   
“You look tired.” Josephine sounded almost surprised, “I thought ulfhednar were tireless hunters.” This she said with a slight mocking tone to her voice.
Harold drew himself up, “If need be I could continue through the day.  But I don’t.”
Josephine just smiled.  When they got to their rooms Harold glanced at his watch.  “It’s five thirty.  Knock on my door at two thirty this afternoon.” Without waiting for Josephine to respond, Harold walked into his room.  He still had to put his gear away and make his report.  The sooner he had that done and was in bed the happier he’d be.   
He hardly had to think about his gear.  He’d been using it, maintaining it, checking it for decades.  When he was in a pack, some pack-mates would steal or slightly damage something from a pack-mates kit just to make sure they were paying attention.  Harold smiled a little.  No need to worry about that anymore.  Harold heard Josephine turn on her telly.  Good, the sound of that would mask the sound of him opening and closing his laptop.  The report reflected his tiredness.  It was short, succinct and devoid of his usual formal writing style.  As he was about to hit Alt+S he remembered to add a question about a draug that may have been hunted in Texas the previous summer.  Finished he pulled off his clothes, threw them over a chair and climbed into bed.

Saturday, October 8, 2016

Chapter Thirteen

It was raining on the way back to the lodge so Harold had to keep the windows up.  He’d hoped to have the wind rushing the smells of the lake and forest past him again.  By the time they made it back to the lodge it as a little after 2AM and all the staff were gone but for an older lady at the front desk.  She smiled at Josephine the way a grandmother would smile at a favourite grandchild.   
Harold got to the door of his room and turned to Josephine, “By the way, what are your plans for the night?”   
She shrugged, “I guess I’ll surf the net for a while, watch some TV.  Maybe I’ll do some research on the local diners and bars.  We can visit them over the next few days and see if we can find anyone. Sounds good?”
Harold nodded his head, “Yes.  Please do.  I’ll get up around 8AM and get some breakfast.  You want to come along?”
Josephine shook her head, “No.  You go ahead and enjoy your breakfast.  Knock on my door when you’re done.”
“Very well.”  Harold walked into his room and took his pack and shirt off.  Pulling his laptop from his travel bag he logged in and spent the next 30 minutes writing up his report.  He left out any mention of trying to buck up Josephine’s spirits.  He turned off his laptop and taking of the rest of his clothes, climbed into bed.  Sleep came quickly.  
8AM was announced by his smartphone playing “I’ll Tumble 4 Ya”.  Harold’s phone was filled with an esoteric mix of music and his alarm set to play a random selection each morning.  Sitting up he left the music playing as he walked into the bathroom.  Brushing his teeth he looked at the hair brush.  Finished with his teeth he picked up the brush and tried to get it through his hair.  Failing at it, he dropped the brush on the counter.   
Stretching his arms and neck as he walked into the bedroom and scratched his back.  Harold pulled out some clothes from the dresser and closet and put them on.  Looking in the mirror he considered tucking his shirt in but decided against it.  If his hair was unkempt he didn’t see a reason the rest of him should be any different.  Strapping on his holster and gun he put on his jacket and walked out the door.    
The view of the lake from the restaurant was beautiful.  The sun was shining through the clouds making the lake reflect with such brightness, screens were pulled halfway down to reduce the glare.  Harold reviewed the menu, finding several meals based on local foods.  He ordered the salmon benedict and two extra sides of fruit.  Washing it all down with several glasses of orange juice and cups of coffee.  
It was almost 10AM by the time Harold knocked on Josephine’s door.   
“Good morning…salmon breath.”  She said wafting her hand in front of her nose.  
“Very observant of you.  Would you like me to belch so you can enjoy the fruit too?” Harold smirked.  
“You’re repulsive.  Anyway, I’ve found several taverns, diners and restaurants we can visit over the next few days.  You ready, or do you need to have a mid-morning snack before we go?”  
Harold laughed, “I think you’re jealous.  I can enjoy a multitude of foods, where you have a severely limited selection to choose from.”  Harold looked at Josephine and grimaced, “Sorry.  That was callous of me.”   
Josephine waved her hand as if wafting away a fly, “Forget it.  You’re right.  However, the deer I had last night tasted very different from the deer I had in New York.”   
Harold wanted to ask her about what she did in New York but before he could, she added, “What else is there to hunt her in Washington State?  I read there are mountain goats, elk, moose, bear and cougars.  Turkey and other birds.  Salmon too.  I’m not even sure I can drink the blood of salmon or birds but I’d like to try. Do you know if there are other animals to hunt?”   
Harold was a little taken aback by her questions, “Oh, well I don’t know.  I’m not familiar with the game here.  I suppose by trying all of them you’ll find out more about what you can work with.  You know, if we try to find something different each night, we’d cover a lot of ground.  If there are other ulfhednar and draugar, sorry, vampires, around we’d stand a better chance of coming across their scent or tracks.”   
Josephine smiled with all her perfect white teeth showing and said with a gleeful voice, “Excellent idea!  And I want you to teach me how to hunt like you do.  I’ve always dealt with humans.” Her smile vanished and she looked sheepish, “We don’t really hunt them.  It’s more like luring.  Sorry.  I…”
“It’s OK.” Harold saw an opportunity to find out a little more about draugar techniques.  “I would imagine it’s a fairly easy thing to do.”  
Josephine frowned as she put on her coat and put her wallet in the inside pocket, “It is.  Some vampires say they hunt, but, it’s more like a cat playing with a mouse than hunting.  They set up a location, the victim and then basically seduce the human into a trap.  Not like last night.”  She walked to the window and looked out across the lake to the forest and mountains. “I can’t understand why anyone would want to do that when real hunting is so much more exciting and thrilling.  The best thing about it?  You don’t have to worry about hiding what you do.  Damn Lilith and Cain.  If I go to Hell for saying that, fine with me.” She looked angry and defiant for a moment before suddenly freezing for a few seconds staring out the window.  Harold decided to do something he’d wanted to try before.  He waved his hand in front of her face.  Josephine jerked her head back.   
“Why’d you do that!?” she snapped at him.
“Sorry.  It’s just that you’ve done that several times and I was curious if you go into a fugue state or just staring.”   
“I was thinking.   We do that when we think.  We don’t breath, there’s really nothing inside our bodies moving so it looks like we’re motionless.”   
“I suspected that was the case.  What were you thinking about?” Josephine walked to the door and Harold followed behind.  
“Have any of your people ever renounced your gods?” Harold liked the direction the conversation was going.  He hoped it would reveal more depth to the draugar religion and mindset.
“Centuries ago.  When Christianity first spread through Europe, some of us converted to the god of Jesus, Moses and Abraham.  It didn’t last though.  Our very nature is at odds with the Christian faith.  And of course there were a few that gave into their more animal natures and were branded as works of Satan and hunted down.  I don’t think any werewolf has even considered a faith outside the gods since the 1500’s.  You mentioned the story about these reformed vampires caused a stir in your guild.  Where did that story come from?”
They had walked into the lobby by this time and once again the staff were happy to see Josephine.  She carefully ignored them.  
“I’m not sure where the story came from.  It’s actually very old, more of a fairytale and spoken about as if such a thing was impossible.  What changed is the disappearance of a vampire from Texas, at least, I think it was Texas.  There was no evidence he’d been hunted by one of your people and had apparently been talking heresy prior to disappearing.”   
They got into the SUV and Harold started up the vehicle, “Where to first?”
“There’s an internet cafĂ© on Highway 101.  We’ll start there.”  Josephine entered the address in the SUV’s GPS system and Harold pulled out of the parking lot.
“That’s not much of a story to work with.  However, I can investigate one aspect of it.  I’ll check with the North American Fyrd and see if there were any hunts in Texas.  You have a date when this heretical vampire went missing?”  Harold grinned as he said ‘heretical vampire’.   
“Last summer.  Is the idea of a heretical vampire funny to you?” Josephine pursed her lips as she looked at Harold.  
“It just sounds…strange.  I mean no offense.” He didn’t.
“None taken.” Josephine sat back in the seat and rolled down the window on her side.  Harold did the same and opened the sunroof.  They rode in silence to the cafĂ© letting the wind rush the smells of the lake past them.   
The cafĂ© was small and already occupied by a mix of people chatting over coffee, working on their laptops and doing business.  As each person noticed them, Josephine’s presence altered their behaviour.  Some tried to look at her without being obvious, some kept glancing over at her and back to their work, two young men smiled and waved until Harold glared at them.   
“Perhaps I should by some second hand clothes, a ratty old knit cap and a fake wart or two to put on my face?”   
Harold looked at her.  “I’m sure you’d need a lot more than that.”
He ordered venti latte and a pastry as Josephine found a table by the window.  Sitting down with his snack and latte Josephine furrowed her brow, “You just had breakfast.  Don’t they feed you at home?”
Harold chuckled and his beard shook a little, “Yes.  A lot.  All my people have fast metabolisms.  We eat a lot and gain little weight,” he thought of his friend Osmund, “unless we have a sedentary life and lots of opportunities to eat rich food.  What of your people?  What happens if you eat…this kind of food?”  Harold had learned in school that draugar had organs like earðkinar and ulfhednar, but they didn’t seem to work, just take up space.  The only organs that seemed to do anything were the lungs when they needed air to go past their vocal cords, and the heart to pump the ichor through their bodies.  
“It rots.  Our stomachs can only digest blood.  Everything else just sits in there.” The question seemed to make her uncomfortable but Harold was curious.   
“Well, what happens when you, convert and there is food in your stomach?  Do you do a handstand and open your mouth?”  Harold hoped his ridiculous suggestion would ease her discomfort but was surprised to see it made it worse.
Josephine crossed her arms, leaned back in her chair and looked out the window.  She wasn’t frozen, just looking at the people, buildings, cars, anything but Harold.   
“I’m sorry.  I was only joking.  Of course you don’t do that.”  Only getting sight and sound from her made it difficult to know what to say or how to say something.  Just from their smells, he could tell more about anyone in the cafĂ© than he could about Josephine.  
Josephine turned to look at Harold with a quizzical expression, “Wait, you were joking?  You don’t know how we take care of that?”
“No.”
“Oh. Well, that’s pretty much how it’s done.  With a hose to flush out the bowels.  It’s disgusting.  I thought you knew and were making fun of me.”  
Harold put his half eaten pastry down and decided not to finish it.   “No, I…hmmm… Let’s talk about something else.  Something more productive to our quest.” With that Josephine smiled.
“Quest.  You make it sound so grandiose.  I do have an idea about that. As we were driving into town I noticed a sign for a farmers market this Saturday.  We should attend that, mingle, and see if we can get into a few conversations with the locals.”   
Harold was relieved Josephine moved the conversation away from food.  “Agreed.  Do you know if other towns have farmers markets or something similar?”
“No, but it shouldn’t be hard to find out.” With that Josephine spent the next half hour searching on her smartphone for farmers markets, fairs, and other events in towns on the Olympic Peninsula.  Harold pulled out his notebook and mechanical pencil and jotted them down as she announced them.  There were a lot.  By the time they were done they had something to attend nearly every weekend into October.   
“I like this last one, OysterFest in Shelton.  I love oysters.”  Harold was pleased to find many of the events involved food and the outdoors.  He smiled at Josephine and she matched his smile.   
“Is this a quest or a holiday?” she teased.   
“Both.  And that’s perfectly fine with me.”  Harold’s appetite returned and he finished his pastry.   
The rest of the day was spent driving to Neilton, and then Humptulips, stopping at each place to walk around, visiting random shops and getting something to eat.  Harold was constantly sniffing the air for scents but found nothing.  He noticed Josephine didn’t seem to be doing the same.  He assumed she was relying on his keener ulfhedinn senses.  
It was close to dinner time by the time they made it back to the lodge.  Walking into the elevator Harold announced, “Tonight we’ll go into the Indian Reservation.  It extends out to the coast and rather than hunt, we’ll try to cover as much ground as we can and search for scent or spoor of our kind.”  As he spoke those last words a thought occurred to him, “Tell me, do vampires…”, before he could finish the sentence Josephine interrupted him.   
“No, no we don’t.” This made Harold even more curious.
“So everything is, what, absorbed with no waste?”
Josephine sighed, “Yes. Unlike you ulfhednar and humans, we utilize everything we…consume.”  She wasn’t looking at him as she said this.   
“Ah, I see.”  Harold decided not to push the subject any further.  Besides, he’d learned enough.  His report this evening would be well received.